Maybe it's Maccaline

Because; lashes that beautiful can't possibly be natural.

And hey, I'd buy Maccaline if it meant I'd get beautiful Paul eyelashes.

Maccaline™ also sells falsies and brow trimmers. Hey, those eyebrows don't pluck themselves, you know.


_{By the way, I originally posted this on Tumblr but I really liked it so I put it here too. Just in case anyone was wondering.}